You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
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Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
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I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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