did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
im holly from the hills drunk
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
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So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
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My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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