Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
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Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
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Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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