john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
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Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
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My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
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We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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