no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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