He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
Randomize
