he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
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mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
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Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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