Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
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I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
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It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Shame is for Republicans.
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