I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
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you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
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Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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