Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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