Need sex. Gaining weight.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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