i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
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Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
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I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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