Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
how can u be prego again
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
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Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
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I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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