Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
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The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
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Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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