is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
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I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
so much tequila, so little girl.
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He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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