Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
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this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
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You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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