whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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