I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
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There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
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Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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