I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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