we have pet lesbian snakes
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
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Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
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He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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