I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
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I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
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Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
how drunk are you?
Several
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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