It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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