i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
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