I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
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Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
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I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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