Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
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