your thong is hanging out like whoa
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
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We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
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I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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