I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
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This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
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Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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