talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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