so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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