I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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