Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
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was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
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Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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