Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
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