i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
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currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
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He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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