I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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