I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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