I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
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This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
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A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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