Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
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I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
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If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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