It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
try to milk me bitch
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