the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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