her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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