They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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