Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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