Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
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I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
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too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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