Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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