Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
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