and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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