I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
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