I wish I could teleport
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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