all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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