The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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