everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
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in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
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We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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