Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
Randomize