Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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