Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
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once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
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I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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