I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
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I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
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It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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